The amazing.... nice-o-matic!

I've always been dreaming about a very, very, very cool machine called the nice-o-matic. It's a machine that makes all your wishes come true( the maximum wishes is 3. PER DAY!!). 

  How does this machine work? Well, this splendid machine needs happiness to work. So, if we want it to make our wish come true, we've gotta be happy, or else.... it'll huff, and puff, and blow your mood down. Then you'll never want to see it again coz it's haywire. It's true, you know! It goes the same when we want our parents to buy something we want, but we don't ask them politely and happily. We just, be rude. And then, they will huff, and puff, and blow our mood down ( I mean they will scold us.).But of course, they'll NEVER go haywire. So, we have to ask the nice-o-matic nicely and happily so that it would make our wish come true, just like what we'd do to our parents. After all, it is called the nice-o-matic!

    So, let me continue. After we have enough happiness, we can simply ask the nice-o-matic very nicely, politely and happily(of course). And, we must say the word "please" to the nice-o-matic FIRST. Like this for example:

" Please, nice-o-matic, can you give me a new Vaio laptop?"  

Heheee XD  But I've always wanted one! Anyway, you can say it in any way, any style, as long as the first word you say to the nice-o-matic is "please". That's the most important thing! Otherwise, the nice-o-matic will count that as a wish, even though the first word that you said was not "please". Plus, it'll put you in the "first-try blacklist of wish-tricksters", even though you're not a trickster.  And, there are only 3 tries. so, you've lost your first try, and left with only 2 tries. So, be careful! Most importantly, don't say any BAD WORDS ( such as f***, s***,etc. )  near the nice-o-matic! Then, you'll soon become a well-known trickster! Of course, no one wants to be a trickster. Only the 'ehm 'ehm ( I can't tell you what does "'ehm 'ehm" mean.)ones do. 

Then, after you say the "please" thing, you'll need to wait patiently. The machine takes some time to grant your wishes and make it come true, you know. When your wish is ready;

(a) If your wish a thing, it'll come out through the giant hole in the nice-o-matic's side machine.

(b) If your wish is NOT a thing, like a moment, or a thought, or any OTHER stuff, it'll just.... well.. happen when the wish is ready. It's like... when the wish is ready, the wish will just happen on the spot(if possible only).

So, that's how the nice-o-matic works! Actually, the nice-o-matic is just MY imagination. But, I hope I can invent something like that in the future.